(Yes, I went there! WARNING! This thread is sexually explicit! CONTAINS YAOI AND KINK! All those who want to salvage their innocence and keep their childhood alive had better hit that little back button on the upper left corner of your monitor. But, if you came for Hetalia!Smut, welcome to detention! ^^)

The clock is ticking away and Germany sits at the desk at the front of an empty room. He was leaning back in his chair reading his favorite ((HackHACKkoffKOFF!PORN!koff)) adult literature novels. Only a few more minutes and the bell would ring and all the delinquents would shuffle in for their mandatory detention period, or what Hetalia World Academy calls it "additional study block".

The bell trilled and the blond smiled deviously as he shut his book and slid his glasses off of his face. "Mein, mein..." he sighed, grinning. "That time again?" He reached in his desk's top drawer and gripped a leather riding crop.

Prussia was the first into the room, being the next classroom over. He turned his devilish eyes on his brother and nodded. "Bruder."

Germany managed a sigh when his brother stepped into the room. "Gilbert... Again?" The pseudo-albino seemed to get in trouble more often these days.

The albino rolled his eyes. "No West, I'm not in trouble, I just felt like wasting my time being here." His words were drenched in sarcasm.

He blinked at his brother before shrugging, feigning disappointment. "You vould razher vaste time in detention zhen just go home?" A devious smirk crossed the blond's features. "Perhaps, I have been to lenient on the punishments, bruder."

Prussia rolled his eyes, "Please, your punishments are like bites from an ant!"


((Sorry it's been awhile. School is killing me!))

(Oh my God! I know right?! Yesterday was my first day and I get my head slammed into a locker twice within the same three minutes, that said locker kept getting stuck when I closed it, so I was totally late for weightlifting. I also tried to talk to this totally cool Swiss foreign exchange student, but then my worst frienmemies walked by and laughed at me right in front of her, so I just ducked and walked away without even saying hi... Then, I tripped over my new wedges in Spanish and the whole class broke out laughing. My boyfriend was doing VO-TECH so he was gone for half the day and I couldn't whine to him like normal. And, I accidentally called my Chem teacher "Mom." Yeah, I was off to a magnificent start...)

Ludwig stood from his chair and walked past his brother to close the door behind him (forgetting to lock it) and smiling wickedly. "Okay, zhen... No holding back zhis time."

(Your school life thus far which I'm sure is like 100x better than mine at the moment?)

((School for me was run to get in line and change schedual go back to class and after awhile find out it was changed again then gets it changed to all the right classes only to realize I have to return 2 books and get a new 1 then watch as all my teachers assign hw can't they give methe right schedual?))

(Feeling a little better. I hate chemistry though...)

The teacher grinned deviously as he gripped his brother's shoulders and pressed the pseudo-albino's lips.

Said Albino smirked into the kiss and pushed his brother against the desk.

Although Germany's lips were held preoccupied in the kiss, Ludwig wasn't going to let his brother take control of everything. Roughly, he caught his brother by his arms and flipped the both of them around so that the blond was over the elder German.

The elder growled into the kiss as his hand went up to pull at the younger's hair roughly.

(I apologize in advance for what I'm about to do...)

Germany instantly reared back from the kiss and in a lightning fast motion, slapped his brother hard across the face, leaving a deep red bruise forming in the soft pale flesh of his cheek. The Aryan smirked in satisfaction as the other let out a curt squeak of pain before glaring up at him heatedly. All the blond could say was, "Did I say you could do zhat, mein ungezogen bruder?"

Before his brother could even utter out a word, Germany leaned back and took the leather riding crop firmly into his hand, licking at the stick provocatively to get the Prussian writhing beneath him going...

Gilbert did not squeek, he is FAR to awesome to squeek. In fact, he actually likes pain thank you very much.

The red-eyed one gritted his teeth and glared up at his brother, "West! I swear when we get home I'll-" He cut himself off, being distracted by the tongue on the crop.

(My apologies... Thesaurus broke so I couldn't really find some good words for that... T.T)

With an evil glint in his cobalt hues, (correct me if I'm wrong, but I think I've used this expression before) Ludwig purred seductively. "You'll vhat, mein bruder?" he chuckled as he gingerly traced the pseudo-albino's jawline with the end of the crop.