RadioFrance

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'Allo mez cheres et mez cheries, ai know you 'ave all encountered the mysteries of l'amour more zhen once. 'Owever, ai am a certified expert on ze ways of ze 'eart~ So, eef you 'ave a question just call in and big brozzer France weel tell you 'ow to feex all your problems to ze best of his ability~!

...And eef you 'ave somezhing else in mind just give me your number and you will receive ze same treatment. <3

Dear Mr. France,

-----How would one go about hiding a body with out burring and or tossing them in to water (this one is in pieces ). I have already left their heart at someone's door, and would like to know how to get rid of the rest, or if you have any arts and crafts ideas, I'm very open to those as well.

((O____O holy cows that's kinda creepy TT^TT))

(( PFFFFFT. NIICE. XD ))

(DUDE. RUSSIA. I LOVE YOU 8D)


Dear Francy Pants

A few days ago I woke up - after a night of heroicly saving heroines from burning buildings - and then found a heart on my doorstep. I dont know about you, but that's just effing creepy. No, that's more than creepy, that's just screwed up - is this an actual heart heart? But cereal. Is this just some creepy love confession or is this just plain mind fuckery?


Sincirely, Alfrizzle F Shizzle

( Al, I'm pretty sure I love you more right now. xD )

Dear Monsieur France,

Bonjour, I was just wondering if you could maybe tell me how to make people notice me more and not beat me up because of Alfred? I-I already tried a tattoo of a Maple Leaf, and as we all know that didn't really work out well.

Sincerely,

Canada (not America)

"'Allo my beloved listeners! Ai am zure you 'ave all been good since my wondeerful show~! Today ai am answering all of your questions~! First question..." France looks at the papers and sees Russia's question... "Ai do believe zat answering ziz question over ze radio ez illegal, but ai will write you a seperate letter zoon. Do not fret~! Moving on~!" He finds America's and decides he should try and explain. "Regarding ze 'eart on ze doorstep.... Ai believe eet ez a confession of love~! Your admirer ez trying to show 'ow he really feels~! .... Eet sounds like he really cares... But be sure to show your admirer 'ow you feel as well!" Moves along to Canada. "Ah, my son 'as written me a letter~! Alright son! Ai will always notice you, Matthieu~! Ai weel be sure to make you your favorite pancakes tomorrow, oui? Eef you want ozers to notice you, try giving zem a kinky lapdance or stripping een fron of zem~! Zat ez 'ow ai do eet~! Or slap zem on ze ass~!"

((Crappy replies... Ai am sorry~!))

((o3o~))

Dear Fancis,

I feel as thought someone is always watching me. Always. It's almost as if some boggart put spy cameras in my bathroom and bedroom, I mean, who the bloody hell would do that?! The sad thing is, I can't find any friggin' cameras! What should I do in this predicament? I really do need your help.

With all do respect,
Anonymous.

((okai .-. pretty easy to tell when I'm bored Dx))

((I have decided to respond to my post as France... With a different character of mine... Is that sad?))

Dear France,

I am having issues with my sex life. I normally don't like to talk about it much... Or talk at all. Which isn't the problem. The problem is, my ex constantly wants my motherfuckin'dick to have sex and gets jealous when I have sex with others. How do I get him to stop whining? I mean, he broke up with me... I didn't even end it with him and now he wants me back! How do I deal with that? And also... How do I get Canada and Norway cute people to be my bondage slaves like I did with my ex? And what if one has a girlfriend? Would offering them cocaine be okay?

-Anonymous

((LMAO wow XDDD))

( Denmark would only approve of that bondage slave stuff with Norway if he could record. Or better. Join in. )

((lmao Al XDDD btw . . . WE HAVE TO SEE VOCALOID LIVE!!! THE GRAPHICS ARE HELL *v* . . . or heaven . . . <---is happy w/ vocaloid cus she found and downloaded a couple peeps from the Akatsuki))

(SMACK DAT ASS 8D)

(... Iggy, I found out who's recording you.

[17:47:29] * Ninja!Japan is totally not hiding a camera.

[17:47:59] @ Secretly Female!Britain : N-No!!!!!!

[17:48:08] * Secretly Female!Britain crosses her arms, scowling.

[17:48:12] * Ninja!Japan NOPE.

[17:48:33] * Ninja!Japan NO CAMERA HERE.

[17:48:40] Uke!Alfred : ... Yo, Japan. you thinkin what I'm thinkin?

[17:48:55] * Secretly Female!Britain takes a step back from the two other nations.

[17:48:56] * Ninja!Japan NOT ON ME AT LEAST, IT'S ONEVERY CORNER OF ENGLAND'S HOUSE MIND YOU.

[17:49:10] * Ninja!Japan 's RPer is shot. Once. Twice. A trillion times. /SHOT


IT TWAS JAPAN.)

((LMAO XDD))

Dear France,
I'm not sure how to talk to my brother, I'd like him to call me brother, but he refuses more often than not and continues to call me by my first name. No matter how much I ask him to call me brother he will not, and he doesn't seem to appreciate it when I refer to him as my brother.
- Anonymous

(NORGE.

YOU CAN CALL ME BROTHER.)

Dear France,

Romano says to go to hell.

--'lil sis

(( OH HEY. I REMEMBER THAT RP. GOOD OL' TIMES. ))

China wrote:

(( OH HEY. I REMEMBER THAT RP. GOOD OL' TIMES. ))

((Nani?))

Søren Mikkelsen wrote:

(NORGE.

YOU CAN CALL ME BROTHER.)

( I HAVE FUCKED YOU. YOU ARE NOT MY BROTHER. )