(I'm soooooooooooooooooooo Hetalia!Smut deprived! T.T The local pervert demands satisfaction! I'll go for any pairing! Straight or gay... Canon or crack... I'll even uke! Just give me PORN!)

It was a Sunday afternoon and Germany was sitting casually in his favorite arm chair, reading a book... Okay, to put it accurately, he was probably too comfortable with his completely unbuttoned shirt and messy blond hair.

Anyways, while reading in the comfort of his den, Germany heard his front door open and close, admitting...

(SERVICE ME, BITCHES!!!)

"Hey West! I'm sexually deprived and I need you!" Gilbert walked in and uponseeing his brother half naked, he sat in the blonde's lap.

Germany jumped a bit as his brother slid into his lap. "E-East?! Was der fick?!"

He pushed his brother's book away as he leaned down to connect their mouths, pushing his tongue in.

Germany groaned in absolute delight as his brother's tongue tangoed deliciously with his, making his manhood throb painfully in their cloth confines...

He smirked into the hips as he felt his brother's arousal and ground his hips down on the other's.