Kissing Contest (NC-17)

(While there isn't really smut per se, younger audiences may not want to participate in this role play. Warnings for crack pairings and various mind-blowing events...)

Germany sighed as he sat in the back room of a bar, contemplating his boredom while sipping his beer when the door to the private room swung opened, admitting:

Poland opens the door walking while listening to his ipod which is playing rather loudly so that everyone can hear the barbie girl song. He is holding a glass of wine and wearing his favorite white shirt (le gasp) and pink pants while singing along just as loud. " ...I'M A BARBIE GIRL IN A BARBIE WORLD..."

Poland finally notices that there are more people in the room and takes out his headphones, "Umm, like when did you guys like get here and like how did I get here?" ((Prussia go to the start here forum!))

Germany blinked at his brother's arrival. "What is it, bruder?"

Poland pouts, "Like, answer my question!"

Germany swiveled his icy glare over to the Pole. "Like hell if I know, Feliks..."

Poland looks upset, "I was in the middle of like buying that cute top!"

"Well, there is a Banana Republic across the street..." Germany figured that the Pole probably wandered to the bar from there...

Poland brightens up "yay I ca like finally get those cute pants I've been wanting!"

Germany blinked at the Pole. Could he have been drinking at the bar...? He was holding wine...

Sadly enough Poland had not been drinking he didn't even have a clue where he had picked up the wine he had been to distracted by the fashion disaster he had seen earlier it truely had made him wonder when people where gonna learn that purple and orange didn't match with neon red...

Germany sighed as he looked about the nearly empty bar, aside from a few sleeping drunks, a quiet Canadian, and a loud Pole...

Lovino kicks the door open and marches in looking completely pissed, "POTATO BASTARD WHAT HAVE YOU DONE TO MY BROTHER!!"

Lovino practically explodes, "THAT POTATO BASTARD IS CORRUPTING YOU HOW CAN YOU NOT SEE IT!" Lovino glares in Germany's direction.

Lovino starts to shake feli while yelling, "I DON'T WANT YOU TALK TO HIM HE'S BAD NEWS! HOW CAN YOU BE SO NAIVE!"

Poland just stares at prussia, "Like hi guys when did you get here?"

Lovino continued to glare at Feli not really believing his brother's story, "You came for the ....bathroom?"